Leo snuck into the house tonight (i live with my grandmother, yes i relize this is rather odd.) admittedly through the front door. It was awesome the dog barked at him and still got in no hassle. To have amzing sex.
I swear someone spiked his damn drink 0.0 He was all 100 orgasms? screw that I AIM HIGHER 0.0 I lost count at like 50some O's and that's not separating out the 'chain- orgasms' when i have like 3 or 4 with no space in the middle. Is all jesus christ in heaven. 0.0
It's great overall, *purr* though i would rather be able to let him stay the night so i can sleep
2/16/2011
A little slice of my life
I am now dating Leo!!!! yay! his dick ish all curved *purr* it makes missionary mah freind cause he hits right across my g-spot with every stroke. *sigh with joy* not to meantion he has some unreal staying power. I very often can't walk after he's done *purr* to many endophins ya know it's like being on a really strong pain killer, but better. And with no bad side effects except a slight head rush and problem with muscle control.
However my aunt and her husband (who is Leo's best freind) are against me dating him as is his(leo's) mom. So they don't know which seems like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
I am also afraid of his mother.
He's also quite determined to spoil me till my heart rots out. He wants to take me to olive garden and spend a weekend in a hotel. Both are extravagant, and He says you MAY have to choose. . . . . . Like if he did both i woldn't drop dead from pure spoiled rottenness. I'm going to turn into a walking cavity the way he treats me.
I get sick "aw baby i sowwie i come feed and cuddle the you?" not to meantion he's spending all of tommorrow watching me moan about my ovaries (i have a cyst that needs to pop(google it)) And keeps trying to get me things. If i meation something i want is all MAGICAL APPEAR. I was like i wants something that smells like him. magical stuffed leopard. anyway yes i haz awesome boyfreind my life is all centered again.
I wonder if this ending will be less painful?
However my aunt and her husband (who is Leo's best freind) are against me dating him as is his(leo's) mom. So they don't know which seems like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
I am also afraid of his mother.
He's also quite determined to spoil me till my heart rots out. He wants to take me to olive garden and spend a weekend in a hotel. Both are extravagant, and He says you MAY have to choose. . . . . . Like if he did both i woldn't drop dead from pure spoiled rottenness. I'm going to turn into a walking cavity the way he treats me.
I get sick "aw baby i sowwie i come feed and cuddle the you?" not to meantion he's spending all of tommorrow watching me moan about my ovaries (i have a cyst that needs to pop(google it)) And keeps trying to get me things. If i meation something i want is all MAGICAL APPEAR. I was like i wants something that smells like him. magical stuffed leopard. anyway yes i haz awesome boyfreind my life is all centered again.
I wonder if this ending will be less painful?
How to have a better orgasm for women!!
So you and sex are all buddy buddy after my last post right? Except your only having puny orgasms and your all ETERNITY whyz i haz no awesomez orgasm?? Well here is why most women don't know where their three points that produce orgasm are, how to stimulate them, and have weak pelvic floors.
I cure problem.
First let me name the three points you can orgasm from your clit, your g-spot, and if your lucky your cervix.
Second let me tell you that unless you kegel it doesn't matter how long your significant other studies this article, your not going to orgasm easily. Your pelvic floor has to be strong to get a good strong orgasm, to strengthen your pelvic floor tighten the muscles you use to stop yourself from peeing count to 30 unclench count to 30 clentch, repeat. Do it often, and your muscles will stay strong.
HERE IS A DIAGRAM TO SHOW YOU YOUR CLIT WHICH IS THE EASIEST WAY TO ACHIEVE ORGASM.
Ok as my .... lovely? Picture shows us that the clitoris (clit in slang because i'm lazy) is right above the opening to your vagina. if your guy( or girl) is looking at it he/she should look above the hole you pee out of which as the diagram shows is not your vagina. (i feel the need to say this because 50% of American women think they pee out of their vagina) It is labeled as your Urethral Openning.
Your clit is covered by a hood to defend it from abrasion and other things of that (painful) nature. The easiest way to stimulate the clit is to fold the hood back with one finger and just flick or rub it. It's fairly simple. However, be careful your clit has as many nerve endings as the head of a mans penis, so like a man does not want you to harm his penis' head you DO NOT WANT someone who is to ROUGH touching your clit because it will HURT.
Experiment with circling around the clit, direct stimulation, and toys, (preferably ones that vibrate). The clit also gets no stimulation from most positions so it has to be stimulated manually.
NEXT, your g-spot (grafenburg spot for long) which is inside the Vagina and therefore demands another diagram. *sigh* (maybe i should label my diagrams?)
Your g-spot is about the size of a pea when your not aroused. Pretty hard to find right? Well when you become aroused blood floods your nether regions causing your g-spot to expand to the size of a walnut. It's about 3cm inside the vagina on the side toward the stomach. To find it search for a ridged spot on the wall of the vagina.
After you've located the g-spot crook your finger slightly in a 'come here' motion. It'll just tickle her pink, in more ways than one. Once you've found and know how much pressure your girl likes on her g-spot try hitting it with that head of a penis or a dildo. The best angle for this i have found is actually from spooning where you lie behind your significant other and enter her vagina from behind. It usually makes the penis/dildo hit right against the g-spot.
I am warning you a g-spot orgasm takes about 10 minutes to achieve.
Your cervix was of course not shown in the last diagram..... (my daigrams don't like me very well)
As a warning: cervical orgasm is impossible for some women and painful to even try for others.
However, If she wants to give it a shot go ahead. The cervix is at the end of the vagina and acheives orgasm from a firm "bump" against it. Doggie style works best for this. It's a straight downward angle that makes a man/dildo feel larger and longer as well as guides the appendage/ toy in question straight to the cervix.
I cure problem.
First let me name the three points you can orgasm from your clit, your g-spot, and if your lucky your cervix.
Second let me tell you that unless you kegel it doesn't matter how long your significant other studies this article, your not going to orgasm easily. Your pelvic floor has to be strong to get a good strong orgasm, to strengthen your pelvic floor tighten the muscles you use to stop yourself from peeing count to 30 unclench count to 30 clentch, repeat. Do it often, and your muscles will stay strong.
HERE IS A DIAGRAM TO SHOW YOU YOUR CLIT WHICH IS THE EASIEST WAY TO ACHIEVE ORGASM.
Ok as my .... lovely? Picture shows us that the clitoris (clit in slang because i'm lazy) is right above the opening to your vagina. if your guy( or girl) is looking at it he/she should look above the hole you pee out of which as the diagram shows is not your vagina. (i feel the need to say this because 50% of American women think they pee out of their vagina) It is labeled as your Urethral Openning.
Your clit is covered by a hood to defend it from abrasion and other things of that (painful) nature. The easiest way to stimulate the clit is to fold the hood back with one finger and just flick or rub it. It's fairly simple. However, be careful your clit has as many nerve endings as the head of a mans penis, so like a man does not want you to harm his penis' head you DO NOT WANT someone who is to ROUGH touching your clit because it will HURT.
Experiment with circling around the clit, direct stimulation, and toys, (preferably ones that vibrate). The clit also gets no stimulation from most positions so it has to be stimulated manually.
NEXT, your g-spot (grafenburg spot for long) which is inside the Vagina and therefore demands another diagram. *sigh* (maybe i should label my diagrams?)
Your g-spot is about the size of a pea when your not aroused. Pretty hard to find right? Well when you become aroused blood floods your nether regions causing your g-spot to expand to the size of a walnut. It's about 3cm inside the vagina on the side toward the stomach. To find it search for a ridged spot on the wall of the vagina.
After you've located the g-spot crook your finger slightly in a 'come here' motion. It'll just tickle her pink, in more ways than one. Once you've found and know how much pressure your girl likes on her g-spot try hitting it with that head of a penis or a dildo. The best angle for this i have found is actually from spooning where you lie behind your significant other and enter her vagina from behind. It usually makes the penis/dildo hit right against the g-spot.
I am warning you a g-spot orgasm takes about 10 minutes to achieve.
Your cervix was of course not shown in the last diagram..... (my daigrams don't like me very well)
As a warning: cervical orgasm is impossible for some women and painful to even try for others.
However, If she wants to give it a shot go ahead. The cervix is at the end of the vagina and acheives orgasm from a firm "bump" against it. Doggie style works best for this. It's a straight downward angle that makes a man/dildo feel larger and longer as well as guides the appendage/ toy in question straight to the cervix.
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