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1/27/2011

Lets talk about why women should have more sex :3

Sex is a magical cure for many things belly fat ,cramps, immune system boost, lowering blood pressure, and slowing ageing. It helps women that want to get pregnant, get pregnant and plenty of other things i'm just not going into. I'll tell you how a good round of sex is good for each thing XD.

Belly fat is not my freind i will tell you that, I hate it. My weapon against all fat is of course sex. Why of course? It's the most effective belly fat fighter out there, Because no matter what position you use as a women you are burning belly fat. It also releases DHEA which is linked to weight loss. And for every half hour of vanilla simple sex burns about 85 caloires, now imagine how much some really good sex would burn. Not to meantion orgasm realeases lots of stress reducing chemicals, and less stress leads to less fat retained in the first place.

Now for cramps now because I know everyone wants to argue with having sex on a chicks period here a a link by a doctor saying sex is an awesome painkiller. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2695705/scientifically_proven_sex_is_a_great.html 

Orgasm releases two natrual pain killers endorphins and Oxytocin, both of which i'll personally tell you turn your spine to jelly. ( techanacailly they just put a pain block in your spine but jelly sounds better)  Between these two chemicals you couldn't feel it if someone slapped you (if you had a good orgasm not a puny one) much less a cramp. What the article doesn't tell you however is that a muslce relaxer is also released and that is what is such a great thing for cramps which are cause by tensing muscles. ( http://books.google.com/ to prove i'm not crazy) Basically an orgasm makes it so you can't feel pain below your waist and relaxes your muscles.

Having sex frequantly boosts IgA, which fights the common cold and infection. It also lowers your blood pressure and risk of heart attack though doctors aren't quite sure why.  (info from http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex if you wanna check)

Sex also slows ageing, it does so by producing our old freind the hormone DHEA. This hormone is assocasted with muscle strength as well as weight loss,  and we produce less of it as we age. In a study done in scotland done on 3,500 people the poeple who had more sex didn't age as quickly.

My conclusion? HAVE A BUNCH OF SEX STAY YOUNG AND HEALTHY!!!!

1/26/2011

lil update

well i've decided i'm batshit crazy, My life is going pretty well, i'm bedding down on the couch with leo most of the time, which btw i'm now halfway in a relationship with him, clam he is.

The thing is my mother is still texting me, calling me, and anything else she can. Calling me a slut, a bitch and other fun things. She tried to string fluffy up by his balls for no reason. And keeps screaming at people. she keeps calling my aunt a bitch to, *sigh* i jus dunno if this is worth it peoples.... what do you think? change my number, get a new e-mail and basicaly make her leave me alone until i figure out why i'm so creaky??

*sigh*

A broken doll
 in a new playroom
is still a broken doll

I'm happier now
I'm safe now

Yet i still have these
waking nightmares
truths gone wrong

I've seen i know that nothing is sacroscant
no one is safe to trust
If mommy doesn't love you
and daddy isn't there
You find, the world is very cruel

nightmares aren't things in dreams
but reality, softened
I have never dreamed
never heard, never seen
anything more twisted than reality

where mothers let their children be raped
where a father sits on the sidelines

a horror movie?
oh no it's life in all it's glory
and the victim is some faceless child
for what adult doesn't tell the little one
"go and play mommy is busy"
what parent doesn't need some down time?

these oh so natrual reactions
they turn to things that ruin lives